"Never Judge A Book By Its Movie."

Hi!!!!!! It's little Tommy here! Erm... I doubt I'll ever really post anything too original, I'm just gonna re-blog a load of cool shit that I like, I reckon... But follow me if you want, you bunch of BODS! =) x

Maturity

When I was in year 4 at primary school, my teacher, Mr Keane, thought I was pretty mature for my age and told me that I was allowed to put “ass” instead of “mule” or “donkey” in some kind of story that we were doing. Maybe it was the nativity? Anyway, I said it so many times within the space of 5 mintues (because I was allowed to) that Mr Keane decided I’d gotten a little bit too giddy and told me I couldn’t use it anymore. Ever since that day people have mistaken me for being pretty mature ha ha, then I’ll say or do something a bit ridiculous and they’re usually like; “Sorry what??” That’s gonna happen at work soon, I can feel it… lol. To be fair, I am mature when a serious situation presents itself, I just like to have a laugh =)

I kinda looked like this on my mates birthday photo ha ha. How magnificent!!

I kinda looked like this on my mates birthday photo ha ha. How magnificent!!

Hazard

Hazard decides on Chelsea and Kagawa starts trending on Twitter… sometimes my own fans are so predictably annoying. “Ooh look how much better he is!” Rolling off stats and opinions to justify how NOT arsed you are, do me a favour…

Have some fucking self pride.

How actually ridiculous is this security question ha, who comes up with THAT? “So tell me about your first time…”

How actually ridiculous is this security question ha, who comes up with THAT? “So tell me about your first time…”

Got sucker punched by some random wankers last night, seriously that gash is pretty deep!

Got sucker punched by some random wankers last night, seriously that gash is pretty deep!